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What Heart Will You Be Getting On V-Day?

by J-Squad


With V-Day fast approaching J-squad couldn’t help but remember the article that we posted last year. It was entitled, The Blue Heart is NOT Romantic. We felt that we should send out the warning again for those who are looking for romance on V-Day. Remember fellas, if she sends you a blue heart it might just break your heart. What you want to get on V-day are red hearts. Those are the ones that make our human hearts flutter and go pitter patter. “If someone sends you a red heart that means you have game,” said J-Squad member Hugo Parker. “It means they see value in you and might like to get to know you on a more personal level!” Here is a list of some basic heart colors and their meanings.

And then there's the dreaded blue heart.


The Blue Heart is NOT Romantic

Boy 1: OMG! She is so into me!


Boy 2: That’s a hard NO, bro. She just sent you a blue heart emoji. You've been friendzoned!


Boy 1: Bummer. It didn't even live up to my expectations.



Originally Published by the J-Squad Jan 28, 2022

The Blue Heart emoji is one of a series of 29 heart-related emojis on the iPhone. It conveys the bond between close friends, work colleagues, school classmates - or even the love between Duke teammates. The blue heart is NOT romantic. It is mainly used to show feelings of affection for someone else……but only as a FRIEND. Yep! The Blue Heart emoji is the unofficial Friendzone emoji. So if your crush sends you a blue heart, it means you have been friend-zoned! Now, don’t cry. But you can certainly eat an entire tub of ice cream if you feel like it. Next, go ahead and post how bad you feel by showing the world how sad and blue your broken blue heart is. And finally GUYS, use it to be all ‘manly man’ and share the ‘feels’ with your bros - Fehringer sends blue hearts to Vogt every day! “Dat’s Facts!” says J-Squad contributor Herm Dat Man Parker. Oh, and it can be associated with Smurfs as well.



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