By Ruckus Sams and The J-Squad
Todd is the son of Lamar Bertucci Jr (step dad) and Raquel Cook (step mom). He is 17 years old. On December 17th he will turn 18. Like many of his classmates he was born at St. Luke's hospital in Sioux City, IA. During High-school, Todd has participated in football and basketball. Todd’s most memorable times to this point have been traveling to LNI, DOC, and his junior season of football. Todd’s favorite classes are math and reading. His favorite sports team to cheer for is the Los Angeles Lakers. Some of his favorite players to watch are
LeBron (Lakers) and Ja Morant
(Grizzlies). His favorite hobbies include working out, spending time with his siblings, and sleeping. He also likes to play fetch with his dogs King, Brady, Duke, Wau, and Mizhinge.That’s a lot of puppy chow, bro. Something unique about Todd is his height. This dude stands somewhere between 5’3 and 5’5 (depending on his kicks). Another unique thing about Todd is the way he loves and cares about people. Perhaps this is why his favorite movie is,The Notebook. Todd did not cry during the film but he admits that it tugged at his heart strings. Speaking of movies, if Hollywood made a movie about Todd’s life he would pick Kevin Hart to play the part of himself. He chose Hart because he is funny and short. In fact, J-Squad has learned that Hart is about 5’4 even without shoe lift insoles for men.
When it comes to the little screen, Todd enjoys watching the medical drama series, Grey’s Anatomy. Psyche - He’s never seen that show in his life and he doesn’t care to! We will leave that show for Vogt and Fehringer.
Another hobby that Todd enjoys is listening to music. His favorite genres include country, Hip-Hop, and R&B. R&B stands for Rhythm and Blues in case you were wondering. One of his favs is the 80’s smash ‘Party all the Time’ by Eddie Murphy. Psyche. He’s never heard of that song and neither has J-Squad. Todd told J-Squad that he hopes to have a sick ride someday. Specifically a 2018 Chevy Impala Premier
with a DOHC 24-valve V-6 engine complete with aluminum blocks and heads, direct fuel injection and tinted windows. Leathers knows what he be talkin’ ‘bout. “That car be sick,” says J-Squad member Isis-Ann Punctualflower.
Todd’s dream date is the one and only billionaire Kylie Jenner.
Although the 5’2 gremlin (his words not ours) is nowhere near the 5’6 model he is not intimidated in the least. Especially when he is wearing sweet white phat boy water shoes. “Shray!” says J-Squad member Teia Saunsoci.
When it comes to eats, Todd likes homemade spaghetti with Prego spaghetti sauce. He eats this with a fork but he would consider using a spork if he had one. One year from now, Todd plans to be in college playing some ball. His football nicknames include the Jet, Lil’ T-Lighting, and Rocketman. Finally, we asked Todd the question that everyone has been waiting for: Why is sandwich meat round when bread is square? Todd’s response: ‘Because when you cut the bread in half it turns to triangles.’
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