Queen Keela

Queen Keela

‘Royalty Among Us’

J-Squad member Keela Cline was voted Homecoming Queen, 2021. This was not a surprise to those of us who work with her on a daily basis. “Keela brings her A-game every day,” said classmate and brother, Hermy Parker. “I know she got my vote.” Actually, Herm forgot to vote but for the purposes of dis blog we are going with it. Speaking of quotes, here is something fresh from the Royal Highness herself. “When I was in 3rd grade I started dreaming about this day. I would like to thank my cat named Cinderella who has been with me through the entire process.” (FYI – Cinderella be an alias as her feline friend wishes to remain anonymous) - Just kidding, Keela was unavailable for comment because she is busy doing her nails for the dance! She also declined a photo opp because she is having a bad eyelash day. Incidentally, she is getting her hair done someplace in Sioux City down on Hamilton. We cannot reveal the exact location because she does not want to deal with the paparazzi. Keela did reveal that she trusts dis hair place as they pulled off a good ‘do’ for prom. Congratulations, Keela – the J-Squad is proud of you. Ok, we be ‘cappin’… we are seriously jealous! All hail Queen Keela!