‘Hudnall Hungry for Victory….. and Gummy Bears’

‘Can you feel it, can you feel it, can you feel it?’ There is no doubt ‘The Jackson 5’ had football in mind when they wrote the lyrics to that epic song. Lyrics that seem to be describing the anticipation of Friday’s football matchup between our 4-0 Chiefs and the 4-1 Tiospa Zina Eagles. It is well documented that TZ handed the Chiefs two crushing losses last season enroute to winning the league championship. The first loss was a 44-0 regular season beat-down….. and the second a 50-0 curb stomping in the playoffs. We hate to use the word ‘revenge’ but it might be appropriate as our boyz be hungry to dish out some payback! Because we know our readers like the ‘goods’, the J-Squad sent covert ops (Chastin and Hermy) to Coach Hudnall’s room to sniff out information. First and foremost, it was discovered that da Coach be likin his gummy bears (there were empty packages in his trash can). Hey, at least we know he can clean up after himself! It was also discovered that TZ football formations be displayed all over dat whiteboard. Our coach be scheming. We also have intel suggesting that Coach H. be planning some mad trickeration in the form of a FumbleRooski and a Double Reverse Flea Flicker Bootleg. Have fun stopping doze! Newsflash! - We were finally able to catch up with senior defensive end Jarius Harlan for a quote - (ok he’s in dis class) but he had this to say about the upcoming game. “Last year they ran up the score,” said Harlan. “This year our defense is ready for everything they got!” Doze be fightin words, Jarius! …. Newsflash #2 - offensive guard Jaden Robinson and QB Rylon ‘Martinez’ Grant have just wandered into the J-Lab. We took this opportunity to snag a few quotes about the game. “I’m gonna push 'em back to make gaps for my homeboys to run through.” Thanks, Jaden! That was fresh! …. “I feel confident that the 18 QB Keep will be solid, “ added Grant. Stay tuned for updates as the J-Squad has agents on the ground. ‘I’m watching you, Wazowski.’ Wait… this just in for a third consecutive newsflash. Coach H. is rumored to be a ‘Jackson 5’ closet junkie with the song, ‘The Love You Save’ being one of his favs… As of now we can neither confirm nor deny this allegation but we will update the blog as soon as more information becomes available.

*J-Squad